Geck

From NewTau

Keeper of the lizard porn.

geck (also known as Geekus Gecki) is by far the coolest of all the #bored inhabitants. He believes strongly in the priniciples of #bored, meaning he is a big fan of trolls, nerdy crap and cuntipede's cock. He enjoys long walks on the beach, insulting most things nerdy and watching luckz fall into nerd-rages.

#!/usr/bin/perl
my $total;
for my $user ( sort keys %bored_users) {
  $total =+ $user;
}
if ($geck > $total) {
  display_pr0n("Lizard Porn");
}

[edit] Lizard Porn

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