Cuntipede

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Cunt is one fat mofo
Cunt is one fat mofo

Cuntipede (aka Under_ware, Panties) is everyone's Darth Vader. Known best for taking down Unit Universe, deleteing Nexus, 2uantum, and muzzleflash during the Second Battle of #bored, and Operation Polaris.

[edit] History

Under_ware exploded onto the scene early 2003, but rumors of earlier forms have surfaced.


[edit] Strengths

Smooth talker

Draws power from chaos

Fears no man

Huge penis


[edit] Weaknesses

Mature Women (62 1/2 and older.)

Tequila (sunrises)

Cocaine (by eric clapton)

Totally completely addicted to sex with manatees

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